My feet are too big for this country
As I mentioned in the post below, tomorrow I’m supposed to play soccer. I have a serious desire to not be awful at it. To this end, I went searching for a pair of decent shoes to play in. I have my running shoes with me, but we all know that the level of finesse in my game would be seriously undermined by a lack of proper footwear.
First stop, Shopping Del Sol (every mall here is called Shopping _______). Everything was too pricey. Next stop, Shopping Mariscal Lopez, a little closer to home and the first hint that my mission was doomed. Everytime I found a decent pair, I’d ask if they had it in “13 Americano”. No one did. One guy thought about it for a second and then let his eyes light up. I thought I’d finally hit the jackpot. “Tengo 10.5,” he said optimistically, and made a move for the back. Maybe he thought I said “13 is ideal but really my feet are remarkably flexible and when I can’t feel my toes I play more like Ronaldo.” I told him thanks anyway and moved on.
I tried a couple more stores but as soon as a saleswoman, so surprised to hear how big the shoes I wanted were, actually leaned over the counter to look down and gawk, I decided to give up. I guess it’s time for my Saucony’s to do a little multi-tasking.


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